January 2012
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It could be our very own. Irrelatively ordinary....
December 2011
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It feels good to have an established and respectable English professor think so highly of me.
It also feels good to have so many back-up plans in terms of romance.
I know it’s not important and it is far from a priority at this time in my life since education and success are what I prefer, but…
holla at some lovely booty calls.
Intellectual player status: You know what they like to...
November 2011
1 post
Remember that time I had a tumblr and I posted on it frequently?
Yeah, me too.
Times are tough for my Tumblr account, I’ll try to update more.
October 2011
6 posts
This will be the second weekend in a row wearing...
I went to Steak ‘n Shake after one of the parties. I am obsessed with M&M milkshakes.
Right after I walked in, the FFA girls were basically pissed themselves and screamed “OMG THIS IS TOO AWESOME! Can I get a picture of you?”
There are surely so many pictures of me lurking on the internet.
Also, one of the FFA boys said he brought the Bernie to Indy.
I told him that he...
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Now things are coming clear and I don’t need you here.
In this world around me, I’m glad you disappeared.
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Facebook pictures have got me thinking that I want a cigarette. I should be working on my Composition essay, but I can’t focus on that shit. I want to just sit around and write sentences that have nothing to do with politics or editorials. I’m feeling nervous about something, but I can’t figure it out.
I’ll smoke on the way to school to kill this growing anxiety, but what...
“I’ll marry you as long as I can date her too.”
I just don’t think that will fly despite developing skills of multitasking.
Eh, dang.
September 2011
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Four sets of forty. I feel like Apollo Creed and the Russian are punching my ribs while Rocky punches my stomach.
Not looking forward to bumping up to fifty and higher. I’ll put that off as long as possible.
Anonymous asked: Why'd you become so girly?
I was on Facebook
and I saw this girl on my newsfeed.
I used to think she was so pretty and I thought to myself, “hmm, let’s see what she is up to.”
So I looked at her profile and I was shocked.
Maybe my memory was just fuzzy or something.
I looked at one picture and thought her hair was frizzy.
Another made me think her teeth were too blocky, unaligned, and unwhite.
Other pictures made her...
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@zeKaralie
I update my twitter more than my tumblr.
Went to my old high school’s football game tonight. Not gonna lie, it made me miss college. I mean, I’ll be there Monday morning at 7am, but still, I feel complete there. I really like where I go to college and my peers. I have so many budding bromances and such.
There is so much more potential there and so much less half-naked, slutty little girls with IQ’s that would make the...
I love Golden Girl quotes.
Dorothy: I guess every mother feels their child is going to be something special when they first see them.
Rose: And then we disappoint them by not becoming Olympic stars.
Dorothy: Oh, Rose. Rose, honey, is that why you're training? For your parents?
Rose: They always wanted me to be a champion ice-skater. They were so proud watching me practice. I know their dream was for me to win a gold medal, but I hate ice-skating.
Dorothy: Rose, listen. You don't have to do anything to please your parents.
Sophia: She's right you know. I'd like to be proud of Dorothy for something, but I'm not going to kill myself if that day never comes.
Rose: But my parents called me twinkle toes...
Sophia: I call Dorothy Bigfoot. That doesn't mean she has to make tracks all over the Northwest.
I would rather sleep alone than sleep with a slut.
I just don't get why you insist on contacting me...
It’s been too long since I’ve been on Tumblr. There is no way I can catch up on what I have missed AND finish my homework. I’ll have to live without knowing.
August 2011
22 posts
“Dear Gloria,
Your little cute paws,
I will miss you forever,
You fancy...”
– Eric’s haiku (and flowers) for my semi-recently deceased hamster came in the mail today. He has a way with words, yet my heart still aches for my lost baby.
How people have misspelled my name in the past...
- The red head from the coffee shop wrote Karaly on the cup.
- The black girl at Arby’s printed Karlie on the receipt.
- The insurance company of the girl who almost killed me spelled Karie on the report.
- My Down Syndrome uncle wrote my name down as Karlei in his notebook.
____________
My name is Karalie. C’mon, guys.
On the first day of college, I was asked to share...
“Why can’t rappers just say nice things? Like “I wanna take your clothes off and...”
– Ellen DeGeneres (via wtfnene)
Karalie and Keri
Karalie: We are in a domestic partnership on Facebook. I told Eric not to worry because he is a big flame.
Keri: Really?
Karalie: Mhmmm...I can't even fart near him because if I do, I will combust.
Keri: You'll combust?
Karalie: Yeah, it means you catch on fire.
Keri: I know what combust means,!
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Abnormal psychology is a gun pointing straight at...
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Just defeated Blackbeard, the #1 most notorious...
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The girl gave me acupuncture in all the wrong...
We are the brightnesss of China Town and the...
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The goodbye.
It was 12:30am when I got the text telling me to come outside. I was wearing my pajamas, baggy track and field t-shirt from seventh grade with my hair fashioned into a wet ponytail. I’ve gotten into the habit of pinning my bangs back but this time I felt too lazy and did my best to ignore them when they slipped over my glasses and in front of my eyes. I didn’t even put make-up on. Too...
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WatchBirthday adventures in the ghetto.
This is the website of a girl from the school I... →
Question: Who does the asking out, the boy, or the girl?
Answer: The boy, definitely! The Bible says that when Adam and Eve sinned, the man in every relationship is considered the leader. (But in the case where he wants to ask you out but is too shy to, it’s all right to help him out a little.) Just check in the Bible in the book of Genesis if you want some proof. God’s Word IS the...
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A conversation between Keri and Karalie via text.
Karalie: I forgot to tell you that _______ added me on Facebook yesterday of the day before.What do I do?!
Keri: Uhh I'm at work orientation. I will help you out later.
Karalie: Stop having a job. I don't work until three and I want attention from you.
Keri: Lololol I need money to live.
Karalie: I will kill you if you keep up this job charade, you won't require money.
Was on Facebook again, saw a picture on my...
Instead I saw what I assume to be “Papaw’s” teenage grandchild squatting in front of his gravestone with her arms crossed and completely stoic expression on her face.
Wait, what?
On Facebook, I saw a girl's status in which she...
I was just sitting there like:
Also: Grow up, you baby.
If I am actually awake enough to get McDonald's...
I want to have one of their bagels, but I don’t want to eat McDonald’s before I work.
I also don’t want to get it one days that I am off because I don’t want to seem addicted or like my life is McDonald’s.
“Oh that’s Karalie Hensley, she gets McDonald’s on her day off. She really loves it.”
False, I only like the bagels.
Then again, I work...
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Just spent $150 alone on a book pertaining to only...
July 2011
12 posts
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How I know a person ordering in drive-thru is...
1. They order Sprite, ”Orange drank” or just “Orange.”
2. They order all their food items from the dollar menu.
3. They want to add Mac sauce to their dollar menu sandwiches.
4. They want to take the Mac sauce off their dollar menu sandwiches when they find out we charge for Mac sauce.
5. They order a large drink with no ice.
6. They only order a large water or a large...