April 2012
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I'm sick of all these National holidays.
National Sibling Day? National Kiss Day?
I can barely remember what month (or what day of the month) it is. I rarely remember what day of the week.
Sometimes I write 2011 on my papers.
I don’t need these National holidays throwing me off even more.
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Them: “Hey did you know it’s National Kiss Day?”
Me: “Well, shit bitch. I didn’t even know today is...
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The first girl I ever kissed tasted like a...
I remember this because the second girl I ever kissed tasted like popcorn. It didn’t make the kiss less enjoyable, but I remember I had been anticipating the bitter sweetness of artificial strawberries.
The mind remembers the strangest things. Faces blur. Names fade. Memories become foggy. But the smallest, most random details seem to always possess the ability to bring anything back.
And...
I’m not starving myself, you fool. It’s called self-control, which means I don’t overeat or consume too many unhealthy things.
If you had an ounce of self-control, you would weigh a hell of a lot less.
March 2012
10 posts
I don't really care about the Hunger Games.
However, I own a Hunger Games shirt. I bought it at Borders because it was on clearance and I thought it looked cool…TWO YEARS AGO. How hipster is that? Borders doesn’t even exist anymore.
A larger dose of hipster? Okay! I’ve had a bow and four arrows in the back of my car for roughly the same amount of time.
If I ever get the urge to dress as a Hunger Games fan girl for...
Please don't tell her that I've been meaning to...
Because I don’t.
I would shatter my own heart to ease your decent into complete madness and if there was anything more I could do, I would do it. I’ve packed my bag so when you drive yourself to insanity, I’ll be there with you with spare clothes, snacks, and a few dollars for gas so we can find the way back.
When we became friends, that was the virtue I grew.
Never try to sway someone who is strictly yes or...
Aim for the border-liners of the grey area, which are the people who lean slightly towards one side while remaining safely in the grey area.
They aren’t blinded by neutrality or their core beliefs.
Anonymous asked: If I were a lesbian, you would be mine.
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I hate how the anonymous questions in my ask box...
It could be her, her, him, her, or him etc etc
Anonymous asked: sometimes i miss you. it's weird how much time changes things. it's weird to talk to someone all the time then talk to them not at all. i think we're both happy though. that's good.
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February 2012
7 posts
The truth hurts and I'm known for my brutal...
I told you how it is. Now, shake off your denial and deal with it.
You crying won’t fix your choices. Buck up and move on.
Today at work I was asked to walk out two cups of...
Just as I was out the door with the coffees, she was getting out of her car and storming towards the door. We stand in front of each other for an awkward moment. I apologize for her wait and offer her the tray of coffees. She takes it upon herself to say she “waited forever” and that “this is awful service.” Again, I apologize and offer her coffees. Somehow offended, she...
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Today, I hung out with my most recent interest.
She is really nice. Also attractive, very attractive.
So I just have to use my wit, charm, and beauty.
Psh, no problem.
Received a text from a cute girl less than thirty...
Anonymous asked: I was wanting an explanation of the duck faces and peace sings. You aren't being humorous at this point.
So I changed my portrait photo and I posted something about lesbians.
My weekly tumblr sweep is complete.
January 2012
4 posts
Today I received a 76% on my Finite exam, a parking ticket, and a job offer to design a company’s new logo.
Excluding that last part, I’m not too impressed by this day.
I did, however, push my limits with an emotionally-charged run because I am upset about my C and my ticket.
Meh and bleh.
It could be our very own. Irrelatively ordinary....
December 2011
1 post
It feels good to have an established and respectable English professor think so highly of me.
It also feels good to have so many back-up plans in terms of romance.
I know it’s not important and it is far from a priority at this time in my life since education and success are what I prefer, but…
holla at some lovely booty calls.
Intellectual player status: You know what they like to...
November 2011
1 post
Remember that time I had a tumblr and I posted on it frequently?
Yeah, me too.
Times are tough for my Tumblr account, I’ll try to update more.
October 2011
5 posts
This will be the second weekend in a row wearing...
I went to Steak ‘n Shake after one of the parties. I am obsessed with M&M milkshakes.
Right after I walked in, the FFA girls were basically pissed themselves and screamed “OMG THIS IS TOO AWESOME! Can I get a picture of you?”
There are surely so many pictures of me lurking on the internet.
Also, one of the FFA boys said he brought the Bernie to Indy.
I told him that he...
Now things are coming clear and I don’t need you here.
In this world around me, I’m glad you disappeared.
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Facebook pictures have got me thinking that I want a cigarette. I should be working on my Composition essay, but I can’t focus on that shit. I want to just sit around and write sentences that have nothing to do with politics or editorials. I’m feeling nervous about something, but I can’t figure it out.
I’ll smoke on the way to school to kill this growing anxiety, but what...
“I’ll marry you as long as I can date her too.”
I just don’t think that will fly despite developing skills of multitasking.
Eh, dang.
September 2011
15 posts
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Four sets of forty. I feel like Apollo Creed and the Russian are punching my ribs while Rocky punches my stomach.
Not looking forward to bumping up to fifty and higher. I’ll put that off as long as possible.
Anonymous asked: Why'd you become so girly?
I was on Facebook
and I saw this girl on my newsfeed.
I used to think she was so pretty and I thought to myself, “hmm, let’s see what she is up to.”
So I looked at her profile and I was shocked.
Maybe my memory was just fuzzy or something.
I looked at one picture and thought her hair was frizzy.
Another made me think her teeth were too blocky, unaligned, and unwhite.
Other pictures made her...
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@zeKaralie
I update my twitter more than my tumblr.
Went to my old high school’s football game tonight. Not gonna lie, it made me miss college. I mean, I’ll be there Monday morning at 7am, but still, I feel complete there. I really like where I go to college and my peers. I have so many budding bromances and such.
There is so much more potential there and so much less half-naked, slutty little girls with IQ’s that would make the...
I love Golden Girl quotes.
Dorothy: I guess every mother feels their child is going to be something special when they first see them.
Rose: And then we disappoint them by not becoming Olympic stars.
Dorothy: Oh, Rose. Rose, honey, is that why you're training? For your parents?
Rose: They always wanted me to be a champion ice-skater. They were so proud watching me practice. I know their dream was for me to win a gold medal, but I hate ice-skating.
Dorothy: Rose, listen. You don't have to do anything to please your parents.
Sophia: She's right you know. I'd like to be proud of Dorothy for something, but I'm not going to kill myself if that day never comes.
Rose: But my parents called me twinkle toes...
Sophia: I call Dorothy Bigfoot. That doesn't mean she has to make tracks all over the Northwest.
I would rather sleep alone than sleep with a slut.
I just don't get why you insist on contacting me...
It’s been too long since I’ve been on Tumblr. There is no way I can catch up on what I have missed AND finish my homework. I’ll have to live without knowing.
August 2011
22 posts
“Dear Gloria,
Your little cute paws,
I will miss you forever,
You fancy...”
– Eric’s haiku (and flowers) for my semi-recently deceased hamster came in the mail today. He has a way with words, yet my heart still aches for my lost baby.
How people have misspelled my name in the past...
- The red head from the coffee shop wrote Karaly on the cup.
- The black girl at Arby’s printed Karlie on the receipt.
- The insurance company of the girl who almost killed me spelled Karie on the report.
- My Down Syndrome uncle wrote my name down as Karlei in his notebook.
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My name is Karalie. C’mon, guys.