Two of the managers from work always get into ridiculous arguments so I used my MsPaint skills to create this picture.
The true team names are:
Dementia Jackie (due to her age and forgetfulness)
Abrasive Shelby (due to her loud mouth, bossiness, and her ‘I have to be right’ attitude)
-Due to the offensiveness of the names, they are merely referred to as Team Jackie and Team Shelby
-The Shelby picture was stolen from her Facebook profile. I put a grenade in her hand because it was the only thing that would fit without looking too unnatural. Originally, she was taking a mirror picture with her phone. I also didn’t want to ask to take her picture because she is loud, abrasive, and I feel like she would break my phone if she didn’t like the outcome.
-The Jackie picture was taken at work because Jackie doesn’t have a Facebook due to her age and lack of technological knowledge. I snapped the picture with my phone while she was counting money. Once I returned home to my workspace, I replaced the money with two guns.
-Personally, I am Team Jackie. I will always be Team Jackie.