Sync in 3, 2, 1.

Thankfully, the accident did not harm my Lady Gaga bracelet. Sure, I have a concussion and some good scrapes and bumps but at least I did not lose my Born This Way bracelet in the pond we ended up in. The ambulance folk and the ER people didn’t even dare ask me to take it off.

I forgot to mention they spelled my name wrong. My name is not Karalle Hensley.